It's such a Friday

Convo I just had with Pukka via IM, after we'd concluded one of us needs to clean the litter box soon:

Me: You think we could get a military task force to change the litter box? Tell them the kitties are stockpiling WMD?

Pukka: Totally! And they won't let inspectors in!

Me: They're definitely manufacturing some kind of poison gas!