Public Service Announcement

Ok, so IF you have a pair of pants that are always a little uncomfortably snug just after they've been washed,
and IF you've just spent a week on vacation with your family being a couch potato and eating a crazy amount of junk food,
then DON'T wash said pants right before you leave on said vacation,
and then DON'T put said pants on your body come Monday morning before you leave for work.