Because it's not really a blog until there's a story about poop
Warning -- this next story probably includes too much information. In fact, that's kind of the point of the story.
So, I had to move cubicles at work kind of recently. And now my cubicle is really close to the bathroom. Everytime someone goes in there, I CAN HEAR THEM! OMG! It's way more about my co-workers than I needed to know. And consequently, I can't use the bathroom closest to me to take care of my own needs anymore. I have to walk across the building to one of the bathrooms that is further removed from people's work areas. I suppose the exercise is good for me, but I'm not sure it makes up for the horror my ears have suffered. :)